- (Mamour) - Well, show me your thing, there.
- (CSP) - What?
- Your trick you've played there, when I'm in the office being corrected copies, I hear horrible noises coming from the living room, I wonder if we're not trying to gut a pig in the living room and then I realize that it comes from that thing which you play. So, it intrigues me, show me.
- Ok .. Sit down beside me darling, I throw my stuff. Well, while this charge, I'll make the pitch: you're in space, you just land on a spaceship that looks abandoned except that no, it is chock full of beautiful mutants not hyper- balèze and wholesale, you'll have to save the last survivors before they do eat. Basically, eh.
- Yesh. It looks lovely.
- Well, here we go. So there in the foreground, you're in your spacesuit, and you advance in murky passageways.
- Ah yes, it's murky, indeed, traces of blood on the floor and everything, how charming ..
- is to create an atmosphere, Mamour. Hop, I take the elevator to the lower level, I open the door carefully ...
- Well ... it looks like something is moving, at the bottom ...
- Ah, V'la two bastards. Aaaaattention, I aim BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Puree is really well done this thing, the creature who moves back under the impact of losing bits and putting across, great job of level designers, really.
- Beu, "beautiful" is not the word that comes first, then ... er careful darling, it is not yet ... I do not know how to say ... really dead ?
- Yeah yeah yeah I saw, except that I start to run out of ammunition, shit, good reload, BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! Mamour so you see, the idea is that it is pointless to shoot them full frame: the best is to dismember them, starting with the legs to weaken them first. And once you transferred them their 4 or 6 members, you finish them.
- Who wrote the scripts for this stuff? ...
- People with interesting childhood, probably. THERE! cated the first but more ammunition, the second BonBini I'll do it by hand, RAAAAAN Blatch! in him swinging blows of heavy gun full mouth, RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! ah ah it begins to weaken the son of a bitch, RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! is soon finished the proof he has no more arms and is missing a leg, and hop, he's down ...
- but but but ... it is horribly disgusting and hyper-violent they sell it to people, that stuff?
- Yeah, and wheelbarrows full. Come on, I will conclude by crushing his head with kicks, Houhai! SPROTCH! damn, missed, I went through the chest.
- Beeeuuu ...
- I start, Houhai! SPROTCH!, Sail away. It is good there.
-...
- I recycle gadgets not lying land, ammunition, reload and hophophop, we continue the merry way in corridors glaucous.
- Not good but is ... it's really well made, not to say that ... ... but still, it's a little bit violent, though not ?
- Oh yeah, serious. That is good.
- If children play with it, it will not disturb them?
- Less than divorce of their parents, if you ask me. After, you need many explanations bullshit to social unrest. In the '80s, it was hard rock, today's games. And then it's easier to explain than the capture of the 10 points of GDP from labor to capital, and that's more damage than rock and video game combined. But back to serious matters, we arrive in a new part.
- Murky.
- Yep. Oh, there's something that stirs the bottom, I turn on my little loupiote ... ah, there are three creatures squatting on something ... I do not see here I'm getting closer ... ah, it taking a snack, it seems.
- Oh my God!
- Hmm, well, a survivor least what. Oh, they saw me, will have their way, so Rebelote, BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!, One less, oh! a cylinder of flammable floor, BLAM! oooohhh the beautiful blue, and the creature squirmed horribly in flames howling inarticulate, oh no it's still really well done, eh ...
- Eurg ...
- more than, let's go, RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! wow, tough the beast, RAAAAAN Blatch! RAAAAAN Blatch! Meeeerdeuuuh Ahhhhh!
- Ah, it looks like just the thing catch you, my darling ....
- Rha puuuutaiin, I will not release the cosmic cockroach salopeeeeeerieuuuhhh bin good here, he ripped me off his head, like she is seen roll, there, amid a geyser of blood, that now, more than to restart the level. Pff.
- Eeeeeet well thank you darling for this session "I find recreation regressive man who shares my life," was ... enlightening.
- But nothing Mamour. All the fun. Want to try?
- Mh, no. Not really, no. Me, I had stayed in the Rabbids and it suited me just fine.
Nan but must see the playful side only, and the quality of the narrative who joined a relaxing ambience in a rare meeting of substance and form to serve a human quest for redemption, somewhere.
- Oh yes. One can also see him like that, no doubt.
- So. Well, I'm going a bit and after I cook, okay?
- Vui, what you eat tonight?
- From sausage.
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