- Hello, I-con.
- Glagla Glagla hello.
- It's been how many days you're there, tell me?
- 5 days, 14 hours, 43 minutes and 58 seconds ...
- Yeah, that's what I thought. Because, well, when I left the subway I saw you there and I was just saying a bum again. Except that a closer look, rectangular glasses, Diesel jeans, sweater Tommy Hilfiger and Converse, you were not too profile SDF base and seeing where you had it installed that I tone down understood.
- before the temple of all the congratulations.
- Yeah, I-store, whatever. The nice area with nice wooden floors and beautiful vendors where you sell the same stuff in Carrouf but prettier and more bloody expensive.
- Do blasphemy point ahead of the Temple.
- wow, 5 days sleeping in the street, it thee not done well, you. Hey, I've bought a kebab, you anything eaten for days saw your head, you'd think you go to a film by Lars Von Trier said.
- miles Oh thank you, stranger. In truth, it's been five days and five nights I meditate in front of the Temple not feeding me that rainwater and nuggets obsolete and we may say but the spiritual asceticism and mortification, not make it, I mean. Wait till I get up to accommodate your gift and we can talk about the Holy Word From Steve, that His Name be praised a thousand times ... ... Oooohhhhh
- Wait, wait, Gently, you dizzy is normal, ah la la get into such a state but my God has no idea at the end. Go, eat slowly and explain to me what you're doing here. You do not have friends, family, colleagues who are concerned, since five days anyway? ...
- I have only one great family. We are all gathered to commune around Steve, His Word is rented for centuries, thanks to Divine Artifacts they give us the grace to use.
- Not free either, huh.
- Your mouth is full of venom and your words are stones thrown at the side of I-prophet but I feel as though your heart is pure, stranger. Let me share our faith because yes indeed it is indeed a great and noble faith that motivates us and transcends our lives sores in rectangular glasses and sweaters branded apparel. Graces Graces miles to Steve who was able to reveal the truth ...
- The truth here is that never in history have so many people decided at the same time streamline the overheating of their credit cards to justify the purchase of widgets raquis expensive price the strongest possible but good. I guess in our society lost, it clings to any hope of having a life less boring than the others, right? Gniark gniark.
- You are wicked, but I forgive you. You do not know what you say because you wander in the darkness of ignorance because in truth you do not control the point Divine Artifacts and does not know how we can do wonderful things with them that never go anywhere in Truth can not be done. Steve said. And Steve knows. He knows everything.
- Yeah. But no. I have a PC with Soviet screen even flat and I do not exactly the same things. In the same way. Same.
- This can not be.
- Sisi, I swear.
- No, it can not because otherwise it's all the Most Holy Faith wavers, and incidentally also my firm belief that buying stuff is too expensive to show off with, I lose all possibility of social distinction and I become just a gullible badger who swallows everything he says as long as it tickles her self consumerist narcissism. No. I can not hear your words, impious. It hurts me, it makes me fear ...
- Oh stop, it's good. I am under Grosoft and joy is not either, huh. But my ego does not justify going into debt to brag that I with I-widgets, and the only time I tried to install the free, I lost a day trying to turn this crap. So in the end, we resign ourselves, that's all.
- You have been punished for wanting to go to the Heresy.
- Ah, Linux users, they are also heavily tainted that you and your mates, eh. Or worse. You make a note where you dare speak ill of my stuff they do well le to program themselves - they are all computer or similar, contrary to what they say and are very happy to be back in ultra-minority, it gives them more social value, as you know what - you see them land in a fury in the comments to explain by A + B you're stupid or ignorant or stupid and you're not even really Paske Goch Goch when we should be bored to write lines commands to change tab. OL IT, guys: if you do not agree with them, you're nothing but a little bourgeois sold Kapital.
- I do not share their faith but it is sincere and I respect that.
- Arf, you talk. The next day, you make a post about the Palestinians who have some other concerns that their choice of OS, and the guys who treat you hirelings of the WTO, poof, they have already disappeared. You're a bit naughty with Linux = 160 comments. Palestinians = 16. Choose your camp, eh. Would be too busy to contemplate their GUI to believe.
- But then you turn on the Great Satan and hast thou bridge aware that your soul is lost, stranger?
- Stop. Right now I'm training in specialized DTP computer training. Which is also the Microsoft Certification, the hyper-sexy stuff par excellence. Mash, you see the face of guys who are there, it's scary: the nerds at Nerd Corp which carry with them the woman is primarily an abstract concept. It could even become an expression of everyday language, like "wow, you this morning, you're really a head of Microsoft certified, do not let go like that boy!".
- I'm sad for you because you have no Faith. And believe in something, it is important nonetheless. I believe Steve and I know that he also believe in myself.
- He believes especially in need of consolidating your individualistic but nevermind. Moreover, by the way, what are you waiting there for 5 days?
- Verily I say unto you, it is among us the good news: Steve in his great goodness we issue the new iPad that will change our lives and we will open new horizons of Joy and Bliss. Give yourself account abroad: O Wonder have a USB port, is not it shocking? And the screen is made entirely of diamond powder anti-glare and anti-fat finger tasks, justifying fully inclusive than € 2399 I'd be delirious with joy to spend. Amen.
- Oh yeah. And the one you had before you actually what?
- He will leave the trash without qualms, as in the World By Steve, is a mortal sin in the Old and New is the only path to redemption. Endless is the path to full and perfect grace of Steve and that's good I can afford.
- Yes, I know. Admirable thing that capitalism, definitely. BonBini is not all that but I'll go, eh, charmed and everything, I love meeting freaks, I feel reassured a lot about me. And good luck, especially.
- May Peace be on you Steve. And I do not despair: one day, you'll go to the True Faith, I know.
- And go buy yourself a personality, while you're there. Oh no, I'm stunned: this is precisely what you are doing.
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